Posted 7:37 AM by ill
The hair is gone. LONG LIVE THE HAIR!

I did it. No one thought I was going to but I did it. I cut that hippy right outa my hair. I am now a clean-cut orderly member of society, ready to don the suits of corporate America. Honestly it doesn't seem that bad other then the few phantom moments where I'm convinced it's still back there or when I put on a shirt and reach in vain to un-tuck a ponytail that no longer exists. So far I haven't had a regret or a moment where I thought maybe I did the wrong thing. Well and then there have been a few women that have said I look sexy so that helps with making me feel better about the decision. Now if only my wife was one of them... Oh well. So Now I face the world a new man. Ready to see how the shorthaired contingent of the world faces day-to-day activities with a streamlined confidence that only a new shorter quaff can bring. I'll see, not unlike Eddie Murphy when he dressed as a white man on SNL, if having short hair gets me more things in this world then a long haired hippy freak... I'll keep you posted.